Have you ever wished people understood just how awesome you are? Just how pants-crappingly bad-ass your day-to-day undertakings are? Have you fought a sea-monster to a stand-still and just want everyone to know about it? Well, that's where I come in. For a small, negotiable fee, I will depict you in all your epic glory. If interested, send a pic of yourself along with a description of your awesome feat (the further out there, the better) to tonyaros1@gmail.com. Or, if you just want more information, shoot me an e-mail as well. Below is my tale, of when I wrestled a grizzly bear who not only could shoot lasers from his eyes, but also had both a flamethrower and a chainsaw duct-taped to each paw. True Story.
If you'd like to add your name to the waiting list, shoot me an e-mail. I mostly charge by size of painting and will do preliminary sketches free-of-charge.
You know you're awesome. Why not let everyone else in on it?
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